Insanity??
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 12:39 pm
> > 19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
> >
> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> > Sunglasses on and Point A HairDryer At Passing Cars.
> > See If They Slow Down.
> >
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
> >
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
> > If They Want Fries with that.
> >
> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It"In."
> >
> > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
> > Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Expresso.
> >
> > 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
> >
> > 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The
Prophecy."
> >
> > 8. Don't use Any Punctuation
> >
> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> >
> > 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
> > Answer.
> >
> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
> >
> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> >
> > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
> > Don't Rhyme
> >
> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
> > Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
> >
> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
> > Can't Attend Their Party because you're not in the Mood.
> >
> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
> > Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
> >
> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won! Third
time this week!!!"
> >
> > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
> > Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> >
> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
> > Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
> >
> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> > Sunglasses on and Point A HairDryer At Passing Cars.
> > See If They Slow Down.
> >
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
> >
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
> > If They Want Fries with that.
> >
> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It"In."
> >
> > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
> > Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Expresso.
> >
> > 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
> >
> > 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The
Prophecy."
> >
> > 8. Don't use Any Punctuation
> >
> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> >
> > 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
> > Answer.
> >
> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
> >
> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> >
> > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
> > Don't Rhyme
> >
> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
> > Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
> >
> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
> > Can't Attend Their Party because you're not in the Mood.
> >
> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
> > Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
> >
> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won! Third
time this week!!!"
> >
> > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
> > Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> >
> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
> > Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."